July 6, 2011

2010–2012

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2010–2012

Supernatural
This series is about a couple of brothers who hunt demons. In this scene, some kids are trying to summon a demon who can give them everything they want—a part of which appears to be getting in to Vassar.
Thanks to Joel Ferat ’97 and Eric Black ’94 for the swiftly delivered tip.

'Til Death
Another sitcom, another Vassar-girls-as-whores joke, this one more random than most. Sitcoms have become pretty strange.



Rules of Engagement
The sitcom jokes keep rolling in, here with a very strained joke about Vassar girls being drunk and easy.
Thanks to Mads Vassar for the tip.

United States of Tara
This Showtime original series is about a woman with DID—dissociative identity disorder, colloquially known as multiple-personality disorder. Here, she’s recently constructed a new identity of a Jewish, New York-y psychotherapist, after having read a book by the therapist. Guess who went to Vassar?
Thanks to Allison Ross ’09 for the tip

The New Adventures of Old Christine
Another sitcom reference and an old, old trope on how feminists (here telegraphed by being a women’s studies “doctoral student” at Vassar) are unattractive...
Thanks to Rebecca Tuite, whose book, Vassar Style: Fashion, Feminism and 1950s American Media, looks in depth at some of the same ideas as this blog.

Futurama
After so many Vassar associations with The Simpsons, it’s nice to see a Vassar joke on Matt Groening’s other show! On the 2010 holiday special, Bender the robot describes his favorite holiday, a robot version of Hannukah. The punchline puts a new spin on both the oversexed and prim-and-proper tropes.

Thanks to Joe Schuster ’86 for the tip

Disaster Date
An MTV reality show where someone sets up their friend for a terrible date; the actor playing the date knows everything the poor friend hates and works those things hard. This girl apparently hates being taken for stupid just because she’s pretty, so our actor creates a know-it-all personality.


Gossip Girl (2007) (3 episodes)
The iconic rich New York prep-school show, a chance encounter at the “Millbrook Inn” in Poughkeepsie finds some characters having had a romantic date that involved Vassar.  Two seasons later, it seems Blake Lively has disappeared somewhere in Poughkeepsie, and Michelle Trachtenberg is on the case.
Thanks to Mads Vassar blog and Colleen Fox Slack ’99

In Treatment
HBO drama, drawn from an Israeli series, with therapist Gabriel Byrne meeting patients in weekly sessions - running episodes four nights a week to follow the journeys of four patients. He also has scenes with his family; here daughter Rosie is applying to colleges.


Charlie Sheen’s Torpedo of Truth
I’ve mostly kept the gallery to references from fictional entertainment but the inside of Charlie Sheen’s head during his 2011 meltdown probably qualifies as fiction. He re-cut his disastrous 20/20 interview, inserting his own new answers and surrealistic clips and effects, to play as part of his stage show he’s been touring around. And at the 2:20 mark he makes a Vassar joke that makes no sense.
Thanks to Mads Vassar blog

Abduction
Walking torso Taylor Lautner tells you what you need to know in this actioner.


A Gifted Man
Here's a very earnest show where a brilliant doctor does good. Happily this scene doesn't involve the dead wife appearing as a ghost and giving him advice, a major feature of the show. Shocking it only lasted a season.


Dexter
Sharp eyes caught this boat named the Vassar Vixen appearing in establishing shots for scenes in the Miami Police Department in season 6, episodes 6 and 7. No idea if it was part of the art direction or just what happened to be in the marina when they set up the shot.


Thanks to Stephanie Burkland for spotting these. 



General Hospital (2 episodes)

Perhaps the only people more obsessive than I are the folks who put transcripts of every soap opera online. They’re helpful for finding things like this. Here it's Vassar as a character point for an intelligent young woman, and also for a (seeming) grifter. See also All My Children and Another World.
Thanks to Sara Falkove for this one.

College Humor: Superhero Auditions
This web sketch comedy has a running series of auditions for people aspiring to be superheros. This installment starring June Diane Raphael as “The Dazzler” features a solid Vassar line. Thanks to Michael Mestitz for the find.

Whitney
Here's a not-great sitcom new for the 2011-12 season, which isn't doing so well in the ratings, and this scene might tell you why. Tired humor around male-female relationships with beautiful people who don't work real jobs but have great apartments and fabulous lives. And college will make you temporarily gay. There's hardly a trope this show doesn't bring back from the dead.

Thanks to Dorie Bofshever on this one.

Castle
This fourth-season episode from the comedy-drama Castle has father Nathan Fillion coming to terms with his daughter's leaving for college. Vassar is just a label for "good school near New York" -- a good description, after all.
Thanks to Joel Ferat '97 for the tip. 

Pretty Little Liars (3 episodes)
A show about murder and intrigue among teenagers, here one of the members of the clique confronts her boyfriend about a secret of his past. In later seasons, lead character Aria has difficulty getting into college.


Larry Crowne
In this Tom Hanks/Julia Roberts vehicle, Julia is a teacher at the fictional East Valley Community College. After a hard day, she comes home to a fight with her husband, Bryan Cranston. I'm not sure what this reference to Vassar is actually supposed to mean... 
Thanks for Sean Dacey for the tip.

The Middle (4 episodes)
Yet another sitcom reference - and a bit of a running plot point -- that the dopey teenage boy's quasi-girlfriend left home to go to Vassar. This is the first appearance of this particular stupid-but-obvious joke on the sound of the college's name.
Thanks to Efraim Torres and Stephanie Burkland for the finds.

The Cleveland Show
A new one for the animation gallery from late 2012, this Family Guy spinoff has Cleveland Brown pretending to be homeless. He appears here having found some castoff clothing.
Thanks to Ian Heller for the find. 

Breaking In
This sitcom about a security company of various misfits and miscreants didn't really go anywhere but did give us a spectacularly random Vassar joke. Is it sexual? Weird? I've no idea. The character is pegged as "creepy" and most scenes with her are examples of that weirdness--clearly, this being one.


Pitch Perfect
This comedy about a college a cappella group uses a lovely establishing shot of Vassar to set the scene of the fictional Barden College. (The shot was also helpfully in the film's trailer.) It's rather nice that Vassar is recognized as looking so quintessentially collegiate as to show up in things like this. I've thrown on two funny scenes so this is more than just a five-second shot of the campus.


Not Fade Away
David Chase's coming-of-age story of young musicians in 1960s New Jersey has two old friends reconnecting and starting a romance. Vassar, drugs, and student-teacher relationships all crop up.   


Frances Ha
Vassar alum and much-loved indie filmmaker Noah Baumbach '91 shot a lengthy sequence of his 2012 film on campus.  While Vassar isn't named, the title card does set the scene in Poughkeepsie. The whole sequence is included here.


The Avenger (a.k.a. A Nanny's Revenge)
In a very early scene in this TV movie, a young woman kids around with her parents who are shortly thereafter murdered, after which she becomes a nanny to the killer's children to seek revenge.


The Brass Teapot
An establishing shot of the Library and a scene which looks to have been shot inside are the only reason to pay any attention to this movie, which sold (literally) a hundred tickets on its release in two theaters. The teapot spits out money whenever its owners hurt themselves, so they begin hurting themselves. Two Hasidic Jews (one played by the very non-Jewish Thomas Middleditch of Silicon Valley) show up at his door, punch the hero out, and demand the teapot, which belonged to their grandmother during the Holocaust, or some such nonsense, so they decide to do some research -- at Vassar, apparently -- as to what this thing is.   
Thanks to Rainah Umlauf '17 for pointing me to this.

Pictures of Your Dick (Rachel Bloom)
Fantastic comedian/singer Rachel Bloom has a very funny song with a hard-to-spot Vassar reference at 0:44


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